I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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