I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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