question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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