Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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