I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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