Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
