should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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