How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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