my soul wont recognize me after tonight
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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