That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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