Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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