this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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