hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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