Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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