I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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