The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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