Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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