Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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