i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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