nut hugger
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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