I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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