he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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