Fuck appropriateness.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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