Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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