I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I would fuck him just for his dog
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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