she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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