dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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