Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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