So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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