yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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