How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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