So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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