When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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