Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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