I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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