You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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