did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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