I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
handjob tips. give me some.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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