where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Screwed.edu
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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