so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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