He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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