"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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