I accidentally had phone sex last night
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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