so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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