I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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