"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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