You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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