This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
4 words: hood of his car
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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