Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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