But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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