I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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