every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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