found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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