OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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