So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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