If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
