elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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