were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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