bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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