I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Randomize
